We twins revisit one of our favorite bored-person books, THE ART OF SEDUCTION by Robert Greene. Are you a Seducer or Victim? And which type? Join us for a thrilling jaunt through history, literature, and love.
Plus, Vera dishes on our star-turn in season 7 of RENO 911! (now on Quibi) and the power of negative thought.
ALSO… please check out our vintage twinterview with ROBERT GREENE on our former podcast The Slap Booth Show, all the way back in 2012!
Our review of Gigi Engle’s ALL THE FUCKING MISTAKES is so astounding it can only be a multi-act production! Join us now for Act 1, where we discuss cat-calling street pervs, secret urethras, and stigma that’s silly as fudge.
Bur first, our call to the public for naughty words. There’s still time to email yours in! Do it, Booty Chicken!
Does Love in the Time of COVID-19 deliver a chance to refocus on emotional connection, or creative new ways to bang? “It’s both,” reports JAIME, a seasoned pro at online dating.
Meanwhile, MATT rekindled his sixteen year on-again/off-again, long distance romance right before quarantine struck. Find out why Dr. Amie’s episode on ATTACHED changed everything for him.
Plus Barbara talks Pride, and Vera shares some grave mistakes from episode 005.
Jaime Sena is a program manager at a tech company in San Francisco who has been married, divorced, done long-distance relationships and lots of online dating. She’s known us twins since we were little gothlings and is very glad we’re still friends.
Matt Brailey is the co-creator of Sub Buds on YouTube, now in its second season! Follow his adventures on Instagram.
3. EDUCATE yourself by watching 13TH Ava DuVernay’s documentary reveals the historical relationship of race, economics, and mass incarceration in the United States, and Netflix has made it available FOR FREE on YouTube. (Spoiler: Police abuse against America’s Black citizenry is not by accident, but by design.)
John Oliver’s “Police” episode of LAST WEEK TONIGHT is also informative and also free on YouTube.
4. Read up on #DEFUNDPOLICE Does it sound scary? It’s not. It’s just catchier than #REALLOCATE-FUNDS-TO-MORE-APPROPRIATE-AGENCIES-BECAUSE-SIMPLY-REFORMING-POLICE-ISN’T-WORKING. Here’s a short article to get you on your way. And after you do that…
5. TELL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES to #DEFUNDPOLICE SUPER easy. These are PRECOMPOSED EMAILS with the appropriate recipients already added, and all it takes is a few clicks. i. Visit Defund.email ii. Find your city (or fill out the form to have yours added). iii. “Allow” the website to compose an email. iv. Tailor the email. Make it your own. Or better yet, write your own. v. Send.
You can also create your own tiny URL email to share by following the instructions here.
6. Tell us the SPECIFIC ACTIONS that have gotten you results. We’re new at this. We’re listening. Message or comment to us on Instagram @DateyLadies
LISA and her long-term boyfriend chose to isolate separately, and haven’t been together in two months. Meanwhile, KANDICE moved her brand-new boyfriend into her one-room apartment, and they haven’t been apart. Plus, Barbara shares some dating-app dramas!
Please enjoys our newest Datey Ladies feature – the TWINTERVIEW – with real-life stories of Love in the Time of COVID-19!
Lisa Jones is a mother, animation producer, rider of bikes, lover of music, cartoons, books and cats. Official motto: “When in doubt, add more glitter.”
Kandice Martellaro is a writer (STAN AGAINST EVIL) and member of sketch group Femmebot PhD. Her boyfriend/co-habitor Drew Landry is a stand-up comedian and writer.